Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The GENIUS of the HoUSE a6bt64RNsr65

"30 – 50 = -20", my brother said, in response to a question that I had given him earlier – not to mention, while sitting at his computer typing up the answer, too.
"Correct!", I responded in amazement, while wondering how such a small 4-year old can be such intelligent for such an age.
It all started at the age of two at which Armen, my brother, began to learn mathematics and computers. At first the task seemed nearly impossible, except for the computers, but it later turned out that Armen had a way with numbers. We gave him games, to be exact, computer games, to play to learn math (and English too). For every restriction I put on his computer, he figured out how to avert it. His skills grew and grew and kept growing.
He was three years old. Negatives? No Problem. He would solve almost any type of problem. It was looking up for him. Ask him about how to get away from the restrictions on his computer. This is how.




Figure 1 - I hid his desktop icons to prevent Armen from opening Windows Explorer and fooling around with files.


Figure 2 - Armen figured that out and checked the box.



Figure 3 - He opened the recycle bin.



Figure 4 - He clicked on "My Computer" in "Other Places."



Figure 5 - Then he clicked on "Control Panel" to see what he can change...



Figure 6 - Went to sound options...



Figure 7 - Clicked on Speech...



Figure 8 - And voila! A Text To Speech engine for all his needs.


One day at my great-aunt’s house there was a party and we were invited. Two teenagers were also among the guests, and tried to make Armen answer some multiplication questions. Amazingly, Armen grasped the concept within only about 10 minutes. In about twenty minutes the next day, he knew the multiplication table from 1 x 1 to 12 x 12.
Dad and Mom decided to give my brother something to work with. We bought the K12 Independence program, and gave him the grade placement test to finish.
It took a while – several days, maybe a week or two – but after Armen finished it – he was in first grade. To be exact, he was in the second semester of first grade as far as mathematics. We also enrolled him in the English course to give him a head start in grammar.
Then it happened - Armen’s networking/internet broke.
“I am sad,” said Armen. “Fix my computer.”
I go over and try to fix it, but it was in vain. Thanks to this event, Armen began spending his “internet time” on my computer. It was… not such a good thing.
The next day, I had no desktop icons left. I put them back but two days later they disappear again. I complain, but this process continues until finally I get Armen his own user account – with restrictions and limitations… lots of ‘em.
However, this time Armen does not get away with trying to take my desktop icons, or documents, off. Guess why: WINDOWS VISTA™. Thanks to Windows Vista™, I have no more problems with Armen’s genius. Unlike in the earlier versions of Windows, when you, having a sibling or son/daughter, had to search on Google™ for “parental controls downloads (free)” and struggle trying to find the one that is, well, all-in-one, Windows Vista™ has parental controls built-in. YEAY!
Using the parental controls, even though I am not my brother’s parent, I made sure with game rating controls that Armen could only play games rated from EC (for Early Childhood) to E10+ (for Everyone 10 and older; my brother is mature, thank you). Then I made sure that he could never visit and pornographic, explicit, or inappropriate websites, or pages with such content; not to mention I also made sure that he could not download files. I made sure that he could not open many of the programs, which even on a restricted account can do something unnecessary, and let him use the programs I deemed appropriate for him to use. Then as a final task, I set up the time that Armen can use the computer in.
As relief from that overwhelming paragraph, here is a sentence that doesn’t tell you anything. BAH.
As Armen started using my restriction-full computer, he at first tried tricking my dad into letting himself use my account, which is an administrator account. But later, he decided to keep with what he has (though he still occasionally plays tricks).
So, what can I tell you. My brother’s a genius a6bt64RNsr65 (Armen stop typing on my keyboard! X( ). I think, to tell the truth, am SURE that my brother has and will lead a successful and happy life. Sometimes, however, I think that my brother is too smart for his own good. Well, every time I think that tnjlyhnyil554 (ARMEN STOP! X( ) I know I’m wrong, because being smart is… well… good.

Good luck, my 540b5784b5944.

Ahem. ::shouting:: Good luck, my brother.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

ok, like i have NEVER seen a gunies ever! how old is he know?

jen said...

your brother is very smart.

Monty said...

Interesting... Did you teach him?

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Vartan said...

Yes and no, monty. I taught him a bit, the rest he found out himself.